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Date:May 26th, 2006 07:25 pm (UTC)
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I have no idea where this came from, but.. well, here it is. Completely contrary to everything I've been saying. Oh well, that's plotbunnies for ya. As a bonus- see if you can guess which part of this disturbed me most while I was writing it. ;D


His head spun as the Gate spit him out- this time, he hoped, in the correct world. Everything went round for a second, and he waited for the sensation to pass... until he realized that everything actually was round. Okay, so not Amestris.

He heard people coming up from behind him and spun around to find... tiny people. Shock rolled through his mind, followed closely by elation. HA! Now he had to get back home, just to stick this to Mustang. His dance of triumph, unfortunately, was interrupted by the smaller beings.

"Is that a human?"

"Can't be, he's too short."

The resulting explosion was often compared by future generations of hobbits to the story told by Nine-Fingered Frodo about the death of the One Ring.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! Who's so short-"

The cry was cut off as a large set of doors opened behind him, pulling him in and disappearing with what sounded like an amused snort. Doors, however, as was well known, did not have senses of humor so that was impossible.

The two hobbits stared for a while longer before deciding they'd simply had too much ale.

And life continued in the Shire much as it always had, with, for just a moment, a hint of darkly amused laughter ringing on the gentle Shire breeze.
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Date:May 27th, 2006 06:33 am (UTC)
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...I love you. LOVE YOU. XD;;;;;;;;;;;;