Kleptollama (corellianrogue) wrote,

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OMGWTFBBQ!!!!1!... in classical Greek poetry...

I would now like to quote a line from Aristophanes' The Frogs: "Oh great and glorious Persephone,/How redolent, that song, of barbeque." Yes, the Greeks certainly knew what they were talking about.

And now, a meme.

A is for age: 20... the age of not much to do but wait for 21
B is for brand of clothes: um... whatever fits?
C is for career: ha! I wish. gonna end up begging (or working) on a street corner somewhere one of these days...
D is for dad's name: Lyle
E is for essential item to bring to a party: a friend
F is for favorite song at this moment: hmm... Duck and Run by 3 Doors Down
G is for game you love the most: RISK! although no one plays it with me anymore.. my family says I'm too ruthless...
H is for hometown: Hebron, Nebraska, hicktown extroadinaire
I is for instruments you play: um.. good or just play? in descending order: piano, drums (or really anything percussion), mbira(thumb piano), dulcimer, lap harp, and a number of other random ones that I've picked up over the years but don't play especially well.. like guitar and I REFUSE to cut my fingernails for it...
J is for jam or jelly you like: Grape! the only thing I like the flavor of grape in
K is for kids: eh, take em or leave em. Some are cuter than others. Gimme a chance and I'll pimp off stories of my nephew faster than Hughes with Alicia...
L is for living arrangement: a 12x20 ft box
M is for mom's name: Linda- my middle name is after her, Lynn
N is for name of your best friend: um... I don't know... the collective FotA? I collect acquaintances more than friends
O is for overnight hospital stays: when I've been admitted or when I've been staying over with a relative? I've decided that Brian-LGH West has the comfiest couches to sleep on of any hospital ever
P is for phobia(s): Arachnophobia- *shudder* panic attacks and everything... ugh.. little buggers, just STARING at you... *shudder*
Q is for quote you like: "Keep your distance but don't look like you're keeping your distance... I don't know, fly casual."
R is for relationship that lasted the longest: uh... yeah... no comment
S is for school you attend: UNL
T is for time you wake up: 8:30 most days unless I A)have something to do earlier or B)have nothing to do at all
U is for unique trait: do I have one? Is a lack of unique traits a unique trait?
V is for vegetable you love: POTATOES! mmmmmm I loves me some taters, mash em up, fry em, eat em raw.. yummmmmmmmmmm
W is for worst habit: can't accept a compliment to save my life. I also seem to break people's brains on a fairly regular basis... but is that really a BAD habit?
X is for x-rays you've had: teeth at the dentist and one of my arm once when a fat kid fell on my in PE and gave me a hairline fracture in my elbow.
Y is for yummy food you make: HA! you want ME to COOK?! Are you insane or suicidal? eh, I can make a pretty mean baloney sandwich but
that's about it
Z is for zodiac sign: Aquarius through and through... in fact, just for fun... hehe, I went and found the chart I had done once and posted
the reading up here. Go me. w00t.

Name: Joni
February 12 1985
6:45 AM Time Zone is 6 Hrs. Includes daylight time if applicable.
Fairbury, Nebraska

Rising Sign is in 08 Degrees Aquarius
You like new ideas and concepts, but you prefer to discover them by yourself -- it is not easy for others to convert you to anything. You form your own opinions, but once you do form them, you then want to convince everyone else that they are correct. Try to be more tolerant of the opinions of others. You have a deep and abiding interest in science, mathematics, and the great social problems of the day. Very sympathetic toward the downtrodden, equality is your battle cry! You demand that those in authority be fair to all. You are an intellectual -- emotions and emotional people are difficult for you to understand. You are known for being calm, cool, detached and objective.

Sun is in 23 Degrees Aquarius
You get bored with the status quo and are generally open to new things and ideas. An individualist and a free spirit, your friends are quite important to you as long as they do not try to tie you down by making too many emotional demands on you. Your thoughts are offbeat and you're a bit eccentric, but not always very changeable. As a matter of fact, you can be quite stubborn at times. Very fair-minded when dealing with large groups or broad issues, you are not always emotionally sensitive to the needs of individuals. Extremely objective, with good powers of observation, you would be qualified to study technical and complicated subjects, like science, computers or maybe even astrology.

Moon is in 26 Degrees Scorpio
Your feelings are very intense, never superficial. You tend to be either very angry or very sad or completely and totally happy. Your moods are deep, extreme and not always completely understood by yourself or by those with whom you have to deal. Emotionally, you tend to prefer to live at the cutting edge of life, pushing your reactions to the ultimate extremes, even if the results are dangerous or upsetting. You are easily jealous and very suspicious -- you require a great deal of emotional reassurance. A good detective, you are very curious about deep and mysterious things, especially human nature and motivations. Be careful not to be ruthless, tactless or too overly frank or you will meet with much resistance from others.

Mercury is in 18 Degrees Aquarius
You tend to be very opinionated -- you have strongly felt notions about things and are quite vocal about expressing and defending them. Yet you are also an original thinker -- you enjoy shocking others with your offbeat, original thoughts. You appreciate and need mental and intellectual stimulation. Your judgment is usually fair and impartial -- you can be a good critic because you can remain objective and unemotional about most things.

Venus is in 08 Degrees Aries
You are a very affectionate person but you hate to be tied down. You are more than willing to be the aggressor in initiating new
relationships. Indeed, once you have set your sights on someone, you tend to pursue him or her ardently and passionately. But you do
demand your own way in a relationship. Try to give in to your partner's needs and desires once in a while.

Mars is in 07 Degrees Aries
You are very independent and self-assertive, and you have lots of physical energy. You are not satisfied unless you can be the first to do something. As such, you are more comfortable in leadership positions than you are as an underling. When you are challenged by anyone for anything, you delight in the competitive process and will fight long and hard for your beliefs. You are bold and courageous and often act without thinking. At times, in your zeal to get ahead, you are tactless and offensive -- learn that cooperation with others can often bring you nearer to your goals quicker because of the support you will get.

Jupiter is in 01 Degrees Aquarius
Your personal growth occurs when you have the freedom to do things in new and interesting ways -- this brings out your natural inventiveness. You are an individualist, but you are also attracted to mass movements that emphasize social betterment and you will devote much time and energy to their efforts. Very fair-minded and objective, you have extraordinary skills at organization and administration.

Saturn is in 27 Degrees Scorpio
You tend to release emotional energies only very reluctantly. This is partly due to your fear of what horrible calamity might occur should they be released -- your emotions are terribly complicated and intense. Try not to repress these energies entirely, however, or you will succumb to negative and destructive forms of compulsive behavior. Give yourself the freedom to look awkward or silly once in a while. The relief you feel will be quite therapeutic and the embarrassment (whether it is real or imagined) will pass quickly.

Uranus is in 17 Degrees Sagittarius
You, and most of your peers, have the tendency to think that all ideas, customs and traditions from the past are outmoded and irrelevant. You are attracted to radically new ideas, philosophies and religions that will, hopefully, cause sweeping changes throughout the world.

Neptune is in 02 Degrees Capricorn
You, and your entire generation, will idealize work, practicality and the ability to attain reasonable goals. But, because you will also stress the need to be selfless and giving, you may find it difficult to attain your goals unless you have lowered your expectations on all fronts.

Pluto is in 04 Degrees Scorpio
For your entire generation, this is a period of intense research and discovery in areas that were heretofore considered mysterious, remote or taboo. The root causes for many complex occurrences will be unearthed due to the intensity and thoroughness of the search.

So, yeah, this isn't all 100%, but it's pretty good and the ones that aren't as strong I blame on them being very close to the cusp when I was born. Or maybe I'm dead wrong cause I can't see myself. Who knows?

Ani- no idea when you're gonna get to move in... she's gotta be here all week and the room she's moving in to is currently occupied... *sigh* but you've GOTTA be moved before break, so I hope you're ready for some speed moving, cause that's what it might end up being...
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