But, there is good news. The early hour has inspired me. Soooooo- in the much loved spirit of The Iliad, abridged, Romeo and Juliet, abridged, and Middle Earth, abridged comes
Earth: *poof* (or if you will, *bang*)
First thing to crawl out on land: *crawls out on land*
Stuff that still lives underwater: aw, snap *they know they will never be cute and furry now*
Things on land: *commence cute and furry*
Comet: heeee *evil*
Cute and furry things: w00t
Scene from beginning of 2001: a Space Odyssey
Humans: Tools, good. Fire... Good.
Cute and furry (and edible) things: shoot
Things that never crawled on land (aka fish and stuff): HA
Humans: fishing... good.
Fish and stuff: shoot
Llama, cat, dog, and a few others: we give
aforementioned 'domesticated' animals: sigh
Human children: FURRY!
*pony rides commence*
Germans: screw you, guys, we ain't civilized and we're still cooler than you.
Germans: heeeeeeeeee *conquer England*
Celts: our culture is cooler than yours, anyway
Asia: you all suck anyway *hides*
Cristo Colon: I like ships
New world: 'sup?
New world: word
Inhabitants thereof: shoot
War (and a few other things)
Bill Gates: tada
Populace of teh World: OMG glomp
Me: *writes history of world, abridged.
A scene I wanted to add: Someone: *invents alarm clock* Me: *d34th*
Speaking of, the alarm clock seems to have stopped. If I had just ignored it for another hour and a half...
Anything else? Hmm... Wow, Wilma, only the second time there have been this many tropical storms and hurricanes since the weather service started keeping track. That's a lot. Wow.
Meh, it's too early to think. Which makes one wonder how I got that abridged done... which should make it obvious that there actually isn't that much thought involved in them. Laters.