Kleptollama (corellianrogue) wrote,
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Okay, what am I doing making journal entries at 7:30 in the morning when I don't have to be up today? I shall tell you. I am making a journal entry because the alarm in the room next door has been going off since 6:00 this morning. Yes, that means I have been UP since about 6:00 this morning. Thank God I decided to go to bed early last night (read: 1:00 AM) instead of staying up till all hours like I have the other days of this break. So anyway, Emily, I am wroth with you. Even if that's Chelsey's alarm and not yours, I am still wroth with you for not controlling your roommate... and also because I just like to use the word wroth.

But, there is good news. The early hour has inspired me. Soooooo- in the much loved spirit of The Iliad, abridged, Romeo and Juliet, abridged, and Middle Earth, abridged comes

Part 1.

Earth: *poof* (or if you will, *bang*)

Part 2.

First thing to crawl out on land: *crawls out on land*

Stuff that still lives underwater: aw, snap *they know they will never be cute and furry now*

Things on land: *commence cute and furry*

Part 3.

Dinosaurs: Rawr.

Comet: heeee *evil*

Dinosaurs: *death*

Cute and furry things: w00t

Part 4.

Scene from beginning of 2001: a Space Odyssey

Part 5.

Humans: Tools, good. Fire... Good.

Cute and furry (and edible) things: shoot

Things that never crawled on land (aka fish and stuff): HA

Humans: fishing... good.

Fish and stuff: shoot

Part 6.

Llama, cat, dog, and a few others: we give

Humans: yay!

aforementioned 'domesticated' animals: sigh

Human children: FURRY!

ada: sigh

*pony rides commence*

Part 7.

Romans: Whee!

Germans: screw you, guys, we ain't civilized and we're still cooler than you.

Rome: *burn*

Empire: *death*

Romans: shoot

Germans: heeeeeeeeee *conquer England*

Celts: our culture is cooler than yours, anyway

Asia: you all suck anyway *hides*

Part 8.

Jesus, yay

Part 9.

Cristo Colon: I like ships

New world: 'sup?

CC: aha!

New world: word

Inhabitants thereof: shoot

Part 10.

War (and a few other things)

Part 11.

Bill Gates: tada

Populace of teh World: OMG glomp

Me: *writes history of world, abridged.

EL FIN!



A scene I wanted to add: Someone: *invents alarm clock* Me: *d34th*
ph34r.

Speaking of, the alarm clock seems to have stopped. If I had just ignored it for another hour and a half...

Anything else? Hmm... Wow, Wilma, only the second time there have been this many tropical storms and hurricanes since the weather service started keeping track. That's a lot. Wow.

Meh, it's too early to think. Which makes one wonder how I got that abridged done... which should make it obvious that there actually isn't that much thought involved in them. Laters.
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