First. Yesterday, the fam and I went to Runza for dinner. I like Runza's chicken strips, but ohho! They were EXTRA special yesterday!
Yes, my friends. I found the chicken Virgin Mary in my meal. So my uncle got this picture. And then I ate it. I did feel kind of bad, though, when my brother-in-law reminded me of how much money I could have sold it for on eBay. Oh well.
And then, today, I'm browsing the local paper online and what do I see?

Yeah, that's... yeah. I don't know. It looks like it should be an advertisement for a horror movie or something. Gotta wonder what the guy was thinking when he did that one.
NOTE: The Flu is completely unrelated to the Chicken Mary. Sorry,
IT WILL GET YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!