Today, we have the first DOCUMENTED proof that a fantwit is actually capable of higher thought and learning!
Our story today, friends, started with my dear krillia linking me to her most recent upload on youtube. Krill is becoming something of a Name in the FT Island fandom seeing as she's about the only person to upload a lot of content. Unfortunately, she tends to get idiots pestering her for stuff because of this. She posted about one the other day, but this one... oh, she was special.
DO U KNO HOW TO ENG SUB DIS?
I'M NOT KOREAN OR JAPANESE SO I REALLY WANNA KNOW!
OMG. POOR WONBIN!
WONBINNIE OPPA WE MISS YOOH"
Now... I am not a fan of rampant capslock to begin with, but this... monstrosity... oh, the rage built up inside me, yes it did. So I, being the good BFF I am, left her a not-so-kind message to learn proper English and be fucking grateful for once. To paraphrase.
...AND SHE DID!
Krillia: and you now have two thumbs down. Interestingly, however, the commenter you responded to has now commented in my profile itself with "Thank you for uploading the goodbye wonbin concert videos! wonbinnie oppa hwaiting<3 "
Me: then I count my mission as useful
BUT WAIT! It only gets better! Two and a half hours later, after uploading another segment of the same fanmeeting as the first vid-
Krillia: dear lord, Plague. You...she just thanked me again on my newest upload. It might have actually WORKED.
Krillia: it will be one of only a dozen instances in all of the history of fanpeopling if it did, but it might have.
Me: I wanna see a link
Krillia: this and the one in my profile are also the only two she's made without all caps.
Me: dude. I ROCK
Me: I should try my hand at rehabilitating MORE fanbrats!
Krillia: the one preceeding the one that made me mrr being: "I MISS WONBINNIE OPPA TTwTT
I'M SOO CRYING SOO MUCH
OMG. I NEED A TISSUEE.
OMG OMG OMG.
I'M SOOO SAD!!!! WONBINNIE OPPPA!
I HELLUH MISS YOOH!
Me: ...dear god, kill it with fire
Krillia: I think you did.
So, yes, my friends. It IS possible.
*wipes away a tear* I'm just so proud.