2. I kinda hate being made to feel that I am less of a fan of something because I like it. Yes, Star Wars fandom, I'm looking at you. I'm sorry that I actually, you know, LIKE most of the franchise. Yes, even the books. Yes, even (most of) the prequels. This goes for most fandoms and fans, really, but the current flailing is SW-induced, so.
3. I hate people reading things into what I say/don't say. Why must everyone do this? Sometimes there really isn't a hidden meaning. Most times, even. I'm a simple person! Honest!
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4. I like donuts.