Tell you why I friended you
Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, etc. you know, something degrading.
Tell you something I (dis)like about you.
Tell you a memory I have of you. Or for you, my implanted memory ray is almost perfected.
Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.
In return, you must post this in your LJ.
ETA: Oh, and today? Is my third day as Lead, it's time for monthly inventory (which is why I'm home. I get to go back, yay~ [/sarcasm]), and tomorrow the regional director is coming to our store. We've already been told he'll likely be touring the meat backroom. Have I mentioned the fact that my department is AMAZINGLY UNDERSTAFFED so we'll be lucky if we're even presentable by the time he shows up, let alone in the state of absolute perfection they want us to be in. Ugh, someone shoot me in the foot? Please?