Kleptollama (corellianrogue) wrote,
Kleptollama
corellianrogue

I had a dream last night that I was elected queen (yes, elected QUEEN... I blame watching Phantom Menace last night) of someplace or other, and I had a reallyreally pretty dress that I wore, except I forgot to shave my legs, so I was all worried someone would take a picture of my hairy legs. And most of the adults didn't like me, but the kids did, and only they got to vote, so it was cool. It was a good dream.

Today, however... oh dear. Today, I have scalded myself while attempting to wash my hands, given myself a chemical burn while bleaching meat trays at work, wrenched my hip (no, I don't know how I managed THAT one while standing still) AND cut myself with my own fingernail. I fail. x_x
Tags: bad idea, me, randomness, work
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