Kleptollama (corellianrogue) wrote,

I had a dream last night that I was elected queen (yes, elected QUEEN... I blame watching Phantom Menace last night) of someplace or other, and I had a reallyreally pretty dress that I wore, except I forgot to shave my legs, so I was all worried someone would take a picture of my hairy legs. And most of the adults didn't like me, but the kids did, and only they got to vote, so it was cool. It was a good dream.

Today, however... oh dear. Today, I have scalded myself while attempting to wash my hands, given myself a chemical burn while bleaching meat trays at work, wrenched my hip (no, I don't know how I managed THAT one while standing still) AND cut myself with my own fingernail. I fail. x_x
Tags: bad idea, me, randomness, work

  • So... yeah

    I'm probably way too tired to make an effective post, but here we go. Thanks to the wonderful and amazing nina_vendredi (damn, did I…

  • (no subject)

    Home sick today, which means watching lots of daytime television while trying not to move so much that my stomach realizes I'm awake and flips out…

  • (no subject)

    You guys, omg, you guys. I just got a citation from, I kid you not, John and Mary Watson. This is right up there with hearing 'James Kirk' paged at…

  • Post a new comment


    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic
  • 1 comment